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The United States Wants Other Countries to Send Warships to Keep Hormuz Open — Here’s Why
Hello, my friends. It’s been another long and busy week in my life and in the world. It’s Wednesday, but we are staying in the middle east with another Snapshot Report on the continued unfolding events, and if you want to scroll further, you’ll get another Weekly Military Horoscope... it’s Taurus time to shine. 🐂😎
Today, I am talking about BOATS! Who’s surprised?? Trump wants ‘em! Specifically, to build a multinational escort force in the Straight of Hormuz to get around issues with insurance…etc.
It’s definitely not as simple as either side would like it to be. Let’s dive in:
And now, it’s time for another weekly military horoscope. This week it’s Taurus’s time to shine. Buckle up, bulls…
(Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)) ♉️
Alright, listen up you stubborn war machine disguised as a human being—this week the universe has officially put you on a “growth opportunity,” which, as you already know, is just celestial slang for you’re about to deal with nonsense you didn’t sign up for.
Your Taurus instincts are screaming “hold the line, don’t volunteer, don’t even blink,” but somehow… SOMEHOW… you made eye contact at the wrong time and now you’re leading a detail that should’ve been handled three fiscal years ago.
Monday starts off strong.
You wake up motivated, disciplined, ready to attack the day.
By 0930, that motivation has been absolutely obliterated by one poorly timed meeting that could’ve been an email, a last-minute tasker, and someone asking you a question they could’ve Googled in 0.3 seconds. You will respond professionally… but internally you’ve already flipped a table and retired.
Financially, Taurus, let’s have a talk. You say you’re trying to save money, but your bank account says “tactical snack purchases,” “premium caffeine,” and “late-night ‘I deserve this’ spending spree.”
You don’t need another piece of gear. You don’t. But will that stop you? Absolutely not. Because if it’s “mission essential” in your heart, it’s already been added to cart.
Midweek, your patience is tested harder than a boot in basic. Someone—probably brand new, overly motivated, or just aggressively confused—is going to explain your own job to you. You will stare at them. You will blink slowly. You will consider your life choices. But because you are a Taurus, you will endure. Not because you want to… but because you’re too stubborn to let chaos win.
Also, expect a surprise “quick task” that turns into a 4-hour evolution for absolutely no reason. You will be told “this won’t take long.” That was a lie. You knew it was a lie. We all knew it was a lie. Yet here you are… still there… questioning everything.
Socially, your circle is tight this week. You’re not in the mood for nonsense, fake motivation, or people who say “let’s circle back.”
You prefer your small, trusted group—the ones who understand that silence doesn’t mean something’s wrong, it just means you’re conserving energy like a tactical battery pack.
By Friday, your energy shifts into full “do not perceive me” mode. You will master the ancient art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. Clipboard? Check. Slightly annoyed expression? Check. Walking with purpose but no destination? Elite-level Taurus performance.
Weekend forecast: You will tell yourself this is the weekend you get your life together. Clean your space, hit the gym, meal prep, maybe even be a functioning adult. Reality? You will sit down “for a minute,” scroll your phone for 3 hours, and reward yourself for surviving the week like the warrior you are. And honestly? That’s valid.
Spiritually, you’re grounded—but not in a peaceful, zen way. More like “I’ve accepted the chaos and I refuse to move from this spot unless absolutely necessary.” Growth is happening… slowly… aggressively… against your will.
Taurus survival tip this week: If you don’t volunteer, don’t make eye contact, and don’t speak… your chances of being left alone increase by 37%. Use this wisely.
Taurus motto this week: “I’m not lazy. I’m strategically unavailable.”
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