Two types of people...

There are two types of people in this world, you either love crocs, or you’re wrong.

It takes a special kind of confidence, a kind of swagger to wear shoes designed for water activities when there is no water in sight. It’s this kind of swagger that lets people know that you exist for no one else but yourself. You exist out of spite, if you will.

And no, this isn’t an ad for crocs (and it’s barely an ad for our Spite Merch, available in all colors and sizes at themandatoryfunday.com)

If anything, it’s an ad for you. For being yourself. For going against the grain, against societal norms and expectations, against what your mother-in-law Tammy thinks is “appropriate for funerals”.

Be yourself, love yourself, exist out of spite.

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