War Is Here! What Are Iran's Options? COULD THEY TOUCH OUR BOATS??

Lots to cover today! And tomorrow…and the next day undoubtedly…😵‍💫 

Today, I’ve got another Snapshot Report for you on the unfolding geopolitical clusterf**, and your weekly Military Horoscope - Cancer 🦀 ♋️

But first, the real news— war is here, that much is clear. And Iran has taken devastating hits. But what are their follow up options? Asymmetrical warfare, rockets, propaganda, and cyber attacks, on today's episode we talk about the possible paths the Iranian regime might take in retaliation to Operation Epic Fury.

Check it all out in today’s Iran War Snapshot Report Part 2: Electric Boogaloo (had to):

In this video: 🔎

• How many retaliation lanes are available to Iran?

• How might they use these?

• What are Iran’s goals?

• Which would come first, and which are most advantageous to Iran?

• How might the rest of the world respond?

• What does the immediate future look like in the region?

It’s that time again…Military Weekly Horoscope time. I hope you guys are enjoying these as much as I am. Sometimes I imagine myself as the only freak giggling at these as I type them up alone in my room…but that would be nothing new…

THIS WEEK it’s Cancer’s time to shine! Here you go, crabs:

♋ (June 21 – July 22) – The Emotionally Tactical Water Sign

Cancer, you are the barracks mom of the zodiac. You will absolutely yell at someone for not hydrating, and then cry in your car because nobody appreciates you.

This Week’s Vibe:

The moon is in a phase called “Why Am I Like This,” which means:
    •    You will take constructive criticism as a personal attack
    •    You will volunteer for something and immediately regret it
    •    You will text “I’m good” when you are, in fact, not good

In the Workplace:

You care too much. About everything.
The mission. The team. The group chat tone. The fact that nobody said “good morning” back.

This week you will:
    •    Reorganize something that did not need reorganizing
    •    Get emotionally attached to a 5988
    •    Consider reenlisting strictly because you don’t want to abandon your people

The stars advise: stop adopting broken specialists.

Financial Forecast:

You will say, “I deserve this,” and then purchase:
    •    Energy drinks in bulk
    •    A tactical item you definitely do not need
    •    Something sentimental at the PX that reminds you of home

Budgeting tip: just admit you shop when you’re stressed and go from there

Love & Relationships:

You want loyalty. Stability. Someone who texts back within 4–6 business minutes.

Instead, you are entertaining:
    •    A situationship
    •    Someone deploying soon
    •    Or a person who says “I’m just focused on my career right now”

If they wanted to, they would. And if they’re in S-3, they probably won’t.

Emotional Forecast:

This week you will:
    •    Feel everything
    •    Overthink everything
    •    Pretend you don’t care

Hydrate. Touch grass. Stop rereading that one email.

Cosmic Advice:

You are strong. You are sensitive. You are one mildly passive-aggressive comment away from requesting leave.

This week, choose peace.
Or at least, choose not to send that 500 word paragraph you typed out at 2300.

Semper Feelings, my crabby friends. 🦀

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